Chuck Heston

Decided to pass on the Will Smith, 4th of July movie this year and opted instead to see James McAvoy in Wanted.  I don’t know who that guy is either, but not only does it have that guy, you get to see Angelina Jolie’s butt crack and hear Morgan Freeman say, “mother fucker”.  How could this movie be full of anything but win, amirite?

Wanted combines the ultra cool fight scenes of The Matrix with the style and blood of Fight Club.  Instead of kung fu, they use guns.  Instead of bullet time, they curve bullets.  Instead of moral fiber, they have fabric that decides who dies next.  Most importantly, instead of Keanu, they have actors.

Maybe not Oscar material here, but a fun, adrenaline-rush-action-romp of a movie none the less.

P.S. I am aware that neither The Matrix nor Fight Club contain any moral fiber.