
Did you know that Sas can fly?
No, I’m not really searching for anything, there is too much work in that. I just haven’t had anything going on the last couple of days worthy of archiving, for historical purposes, here. Combine that with my own, self imposed, post requirement of finding a picture that is not directly related to my post topic, yet is still relevant in some obscure way, and you end up with way more effort than I’m inclined to provide.
Of course, this all begs the question of, why was this post worth the effort? To that I say, “Oh my god! What’s that thing behind you?!”. *poof*
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The other one
A week of late night gaming followed by later night Arrested Development watching followed by a couple hours of sleep followed by work is not really working out so well right about now. Skittles and Mountain Dew are the only things keeping my body going. If only Arrested Development wasn’t such a good show. Oh well, 12 down, 41 to go!
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Mmm, bacon
So my cousin mentions something to me about a product called Baconnaise that supposedly makes everything taste like awesome. Curious, I investigated the product and learned that it was created by a company that also produces something called Bacon Salt. I know the names are somewhat deceptive, but they are in fact bacon flavored, food stuffs. The first being a spreadable, bacon flavored, mayonnaise concoction. The second being being a bacon flavored, seasoned salt, kinda thing.
Unfortunately, Baconnaise is not yet widely available for purchase at your local food obtaining place and must be purchased online. Bacon Salt on the other hand, makes your other hand taste like bacon, and is available where most food things are sold! Like the wonderful wife she is, mine was kind enough to grab some during her most recent trip to a nearby food purveyor. A few sprinkles on my food last night and let me tell ya, much like everything else that is bacon flavored, bacon flavored chicken fries do taste just like awesome!
Tonight’s experiment? Bacon flavored popcorn!
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The Cake, she is a lie
Today we celebrate the birth of the Year. As such, I will take this time to catch up with what’s been going on since the last time I stopped ignoring this site. Let me explain…
No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
I didn’t hate the New Xbox Experience. I liked the new Bond flick. I finally signed up with Netflix. Thanksgiving happened. I got a new phone. I created a website for my cousin’s upcoming book. The Dallas Cowboys lost too many games. My fantasy football team choked. I can nearly solve a Rubik’s Cube. Christmas happened. The Cowboys didn’t fire their coach. I got to see Eric, Joe, and Beata. I liked The Spirit. I played 47 days worth of various video games. Left 4 Dead owns me.
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Hairless cat, wierd
“There’s more than one way to skin a cat.”
Where the hell did that statement ever come from? Who was having a hard time skinning their cat only to have a friend come along with the knowledge of numerous other ways to “git ‘er done”? What are the various ways to skin a cat?
These are the questions that inquiring minds want to know. Well, these are the questions I want to know after the statement somehow found its way into a conversation today at work.
A quick internet search hasn’t really helped. From what I’ve seen, it could have originated from multiple ways to skin a cat-fish or it is just the bastardization, over time, of a statement about skinning some other animal. The endeavor wasn’t a total waste of time however. I now have a new replacement saying for the cat one, I just need a good opportunity to use it:
“There are more ways of killing a dog than choking him with pudding.” – Some guy on the internet (so it must be true)
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